Southern Humor (thanks Don)

Subject: Southern Humor.. 

The South - You Just Gotta Love ALL Of It...

                                  Alabama
                                A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting
and paired off in twos for the day.  That night, one of the hunters returned
alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
                                "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
                                "Henry had a stroke of some kind.  He's a
couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
                                "You left Henry laying out there and carried
the deer back?" they inquired.
                                "A tough call," nodded the hunter.  "But I
figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

                                  Georgia
                                The owner of a golf course in Georgia was
confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for
some mathematical help.
                                He called her into his office and said, "You
graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help.  If I were to
give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
                                The secretary thought a moment, and then
replied, "Everything but my earrings."

                                  Louisiana
                                A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying
... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
                                When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be
in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in
the rest of the civilized world."

                                  Mississippi
                                The young man from Mississippi came running
into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your
pickup truck from the parking lot!"
                                Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
                                The young man answered, "I couldn't tell,
but I got the license number."

 North Carolina
                                A man in North Carolina had a flat tire,
pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of
flowers in front of the car and one behind it.  Then he got back in the car
to wait.
                                A passerby studied the scene as he drove by
and was so curious he turned around and went back.  He asked the fellow what
the problem was.
                                The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
                                The passerby asked, "But what's with the
flowers?"
                                The man responded, "When you break down they
tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back.  I never did
understand it neither."

                                 Tennessee
                                A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a
pickup on I-65.  The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
                                The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

                                  Texas
                                The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy
unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
                                The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping
garbage in the ditch?  Don't you see that sign right over your head."
                                "Yep", he replied.  "That's why I dumpin it
here, cause it says:  'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."

You can say what you want about the South, but you've never hear of anyone
retiring and moving up North.